i love star trek!!!!
When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy
imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there
"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"
You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it
is that why i miss her so much?
Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.
Watch your mouth there are children present missy
it’s the oscars. they go to open the envelope to announce best picture. just then, a jaegar piloted by rinko kikuchi and idris elba busts through the wall. they snatch the award and leave. surprise, motherfuckers, pacific rim has won
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the owners of tumblr are literally meme loving fucks what a time to be alive
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
bro… (kicks you the hacky sack) what do you think it means to exist..
This misses the entire point of the series, he didn’t cook meth because he couldn’t pay for treatment, he cooked meth to make sure his family would be well off after he was gone.