You look like that one guy from Parks and Recreation
yea i know
Instead of saying “Oh god” in strenuous or frightening situations, consider saying “Mods help”
Anime dies tonight
these obscure romance novelists’ fetishes are getting really specific
The best headline I’ve ever seen
it’s a metaphor
Brandon Moss gets two pies to the face, then washes it down with Gatorade.
Darvish’s reaction to Moss’s home run hahaha.
When lions lick me it really turns me on
let the party begin
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.