- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
Posted 25 seconds ago
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
Posted 58 seconds ago
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Posted 3 minutes ago
me and my friends hanging out :)
the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken
Posted 5 minutes ago
moral of the story: do not express your religious opinions on the internet to lots of people or shit will hit the fan
mocking a religion is not expressing your religious opinions
Posted 6 minutes ago
^^^THIS.
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU
do it. it won’t make your blog “look ugly”. i don’t care what kind of blog you are.
signal boost xD
i will donate one cent for every note this picture gets. no questions asked.
i can’t believe this only has 1400 notes come on people
#GetTheLampTo100k
Posted 34 minutes ago
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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